I don't know why her name is Kean.
I've never asked her what it means.
But I know she is keen and I raise my glass
To a most fantastic lass.
I met her in an LJ post
Her comments make more sense than most
She always has good points to make
I hope today she's eating cake.
Sometimes Kean confuses me;
She says 'Bangel' with a hard G.
But she lives in a magical mystery land,
And her caring heart is something grand.
Her name is Kean and she is keen,
My synaesthesia thinks she's green.
Fandom is lucky to have her here,
So raise the Happy Birthday cheer!