The story (I'm naming it "Slaying Is Magic", since it seems to require a title now) was just nominated at the Sunny D Awards in three categories. I picked up this shiny button and linked it to the award site so you can check out some stories there that don't break the laws of nature quite so much.
Also because I love you, I wasted valuable time this morning creating icons based on the B/A ponies, just in case anyone wants one. Edit to your heart's content or make your own from the original pictures, just don't hotlink.
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today I learned that I can get as much attention as I want by being publicly ridiculous and/or cute. I will no longer be putting any effort into gaining friends through reaching out to people or engaging in thoughtful conversation. I'm just gonna be my doofy self and see what happens.
Your Faithful Student,