Write some B/A fic totaling at least 5000 words: Worked on it (rather a lot actually)
Complete a fic of any length for the GotG fandom: Whee! So yeah, after seven months of updating you on my chapter fic, I end up crossing this one off with a one-shot. Doesn't mean I've given up on "Brace for Impact", but other stories might take priority from now on.
Complete my original short story "Retronym": Worked on it.
Draw centaur porn: Check! (It's posted in a filtered entry under a cut; I'm not a monster you know.)
Finish a book a month: Grimm's Fairy Stories by the Brothers Grimm. Kind of a cop-out, in that it's a short easy book that I finished in between the long ones, but next month I should have something more substantial to report. Besides, fairy tales! They're fun. Less grim(m)dark than I'd been led to believe, but it's also hard to tell how authentic this edition is.
Get a Wheel of Time refresher: I'm about halfway through my skim-through of the first book. I think I'll cross this item off once I finish it, although I'll keep going on the next book after that.
Read one poem every night before going to sleep: On and off but altogether doing well.
Catch up on Game of Thrones: Near the end of S5. Of course S6 isn't out on DVD until...November? I'll probably buy it but until then, the end of S5 counts as caught up.
Finish and post my homebrew 30-day meme: Worked on it.